Learn three clean jokes.
Leave the toilet seat in the down position.
Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Floss your teeth.
Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.
Commit yourself to constant improvement.
Keep your promises (no matter what).
be there when people need you.
Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.
Keep secrets.
Sing in a choir.
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Look people in the eye.
Over tip breakfast waitresses.
Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Wave at kids on school buses.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.
Don't expect life to be fair.
Have a firm handshake.
Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."
Have a dog.
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Keep it simple.
Sing in the shower.
Strive for excellence, not for perfection.
Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."
Say "thank-you" a lot.
Never refuse homemade brownies.
Call your mother.
Return all things you borrow.
Avoid negative people.
Compliment even small improvements.
Marry only for love.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Be the first to say hello.
Stop blaming others.
Count your blessings.
Plant a tree on your birthday.
Drink champagne for no reason at all.
Rekindle old friendships.
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
Compliment three people everyday.
Plant flowers every spring.
Remember other people's birthdays.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."
Say "please" a lot.
Leave everything a little better than you found it.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
Use the good silver.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.
Wear polished shoes.
