• Floss your teeth.
    Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
    Have a firm handshake.
    Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.
    Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.
    Be forgiving of yourself and others.
    Use the good silver.
    Never underestimate the power of love.
    Stop blaming others.
    Over tip breakfast waitresses.
    Look people in the eye.
    Say "thank-you" a lot.
    Drink champagne for no reason at all.
    Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
    Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
    Strive for excellence, not for perfection.
    Compliment even small improvements.
    Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.
    Remember other people's birthdays.
    Count your blessings.
    Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."
    Keep secrets.
    Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."
    Compliment three people everyday.
    Keep your promises (no matter what).
    Leave the toilet seat in the down position.
    Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
    Commit yourself to constant improvement.
    Return all things you borrow.
    Rekindle old friendships.
    Never refuse homemade brownies.
    Marry only for love.
    Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
    Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
    Sing in the shower.
    Avoid negative people.
    Have a dog.
    Always accept an outstretched hand.
    be there when people need you.
    Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."
    Learn three clean jokes.
    Take responsibility for every area of your life.
    Say "please" a lot.
    Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
    Be the first to say hello.
    Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
    Sing in a choir.
    Plant flowers every spring.
    Keep it simple.
    Call your mother.
    Wear polished shoes.
    Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.
    Wave at kids on school buses.
    Don't expect life to be fair.
    Leave everything a little better than you found it.
    Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
    Plant a tree on your birthday.

Wormie

Mr. E. R. Worm (but Wormie to his friends) is a little earworm who shows up in many places on the Silver Chord website. You can usually find him on the Tips for Singers page. He spends his days:

  • helping singers remember their music
  • encouraging good singing habits
  • conducting imaginary rehearsals
  • and hanging out at personal practice sessions

All kidding aside, earworms are a real thing. They’re what musicians call those tunes that get stuck in your head, sometimes for days. At Silver Chord, we think that’s a good thing.

if you’d like more music in your life, we’d love to meet you. Contact us to learn more.

Mr. E. R. Worm at work

Family History

Wormie’s distinguished father was Professor Emeritus E. R. Worm. For years he had tenure on the Department of Applied Lumbricology and published several seminal papers on the migratory habits of show tunes. Some of his best-known popular works are

If They Can Hum It, They Can Sing It
“Ma-Na-Ma-Na”: The Effects of a Life of Watching the Muppet Show
The Effects of Repeated Exposure to “Yellow Submarine” on Community Choirs

Wormie’s father was his lifelong inspiration, but he has always downplayed the connection. When asked about his father, he reportedly says:

“I try not to trade on the family name.”

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