• Look people in the eye.
    Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."
    Wear polished shoes.
    Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
    Sing in the shower.
    Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
    Take responsibility for every area of your life.
    Say "thank-you" a lot.
    Learn three clean jokes.
    Plant a tree on your birthday.
    Over tip breakfast waitresses.
    Say "please" a lot.
    Drink champagne for no reason at all.
    Floss your teeth.
    Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.
    Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."
    Leave everything a little better than you found it.
    Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
    Count your blessings.
    Rekindle old friendships.
    be there when people need you.
    Always accept an outstretched hand.
    Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
    Be forgiving of yourself and others.
    Sing in a choir.
    Have a dog.
    Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.
    Remember other people's birthdays.
    Commit yourself to constant improvement.
    Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
    Never underestimate the power of love.
    Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.
    Call your mother.
    Return all things you borrow.
    Compliment three people everyday.
    Use the good silver.
    Stop blaming others.
    Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
    Keep your promises (no matter what).
    Strive for excellence, not for perfection.
    Marry only for love.
    Have a firm handshake.
    Keep secrets.
    Don't expect life to be fair.
    Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
    Never refuse homemade brownies.
    Leave the toilet seat in the down position.
    Be the first to say hello.
    Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.
    Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
    Compliment even small improvements.
    Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
    Keep it simple.
    Wave at kids on school buses.
    Plant flowers every spring.
    Avoid negative people.
    Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."

Wormie

Mr. E. R. Worm (but Wormie to his friends) is a little earworm who shows up in many places on the Silver Chord website. You can usually find him on the Tips for Singers page. He spends his days:

  • helping singers remember their music
  • encouraging good singing habits
  • conducting imaginary rehearsals
  • and hanging out at personal practice sessions

All kidding aside, earworms are a real thing. They’re what musicians call those tunes that get stuck in your head, sometimes for days. At Silver Chord, we think that’s a good thing.

if you’d like more music in your life, we’d love to meet you. Contact us to learn more.

Mr. E. R. Worm at work

Family History

Wormie’s distinguished father was Professor Emeritus E. R. Worm. For years he had tenure on the Department of Applied Lumbricology and published several seminal papers on the migratory habits of show tunes. Some of his best-known popular works are

If They Can Hum It, They Can Sing It
“Ma-Na-Ma-Na”: The Effects of a Life of Watching the Muppet Show
The Effects of Repeated Exposure to “Yellow Submarine” on Community Choirs

Wormie’s father was his lifelong inspiration, but he has always downplayed the connection. When asked about his father, he reportedly says:

“I try not to trade on the family name.”

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