Event No Rehearsal

Leave the toilet seat in the down position.
Over tip breakfast waitresses.
Sing in the shower.
Stop blaming others.
Say "thank-you" a lot.
Compliment three people everyday.
Don't expect life to be fair.
Strive for excellence, not for perfection.
Return all things you borrow.
Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.
Have a dog.
Avoid negative people.
Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.
Commit yourself to constant improvement.
Learn three clean jokes.
Marry only for love.
Keep it simple.
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Wave at kids on school buses.
be there when people need you.
Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."
Call your mother.
Rekindle old friendships.
Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.
Count your blessings.
Say "please" a lot.
Wear polished shoes.
Never refuse homemade brownies.
Look people in the eye.
Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Remember other people's birthdays.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Use the good silver.
Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Compliment even small improvements.
Leave everything a little better than you found it.
Be the first to say hello.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Drink champagne for no reason at all.
Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."
Keep your promises (no matter what).
Sing in a choir.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Keep secrets.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Plant flowers every spring.
Floss your teeth.
Have a firm handshake.
Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.
Plant a tree on your birthday.