Learn three clean jokes.

Leave the toilet seat in the down position.

Never refuse homemade brownies.

Stop blaming others.

Commit yourself to constant improvement.

Wear polished shoes.

Carry jumper cables in your trunk.

Return all things you borrow.

Look people in the eye.

Say "thank-you" a lot.

Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."

Floss your teeth.

Have a firm handshake.

Compliment even small improvements.

Be the first to say hello.

Have a dog.

Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.

Count your blessings.

Avoid negative people.

Keep it simple.

Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.

Keep your promises (no matter what).

Remember other people's birthdays.

Compliment three people everyday.

Be forgiving of yourself and others.

Always accept an outstretched hand.

Over tip breakfast waitresses.

Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.

Leave everything a little better than you found it.

Never underestimate the power of love.

Sing in the shower.

Plant flowers every spring.

Rekindle old friendships.

Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.

Take responsibility for every area of your life.

Don't expect life to be fair.

Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."

Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.

Keep secrets.

Sing in a choir.

Plant a tree on your birthday.

Make new friends but cherish the old ones.

Call your mother.

Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

Strive for excellence, not for perfection.

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

Watch a sunrise at least once a year.

be there when people need you.

Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.

Say "please" a lot.

Marry only for love.

Wave at kids on school buses.

Drink champagne for no reason at all.

Use the good silver.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.