Learn three clean jokes.
Strive for excellence, not for perfection.
Call your mother.
Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.
Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Return all things you borrow.
Don't expect life to be fair.
Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Say "please" a lot.
Have a dog.
Marry only for love.
Sing in the shower.
be there when people need you.
Carry jumper cables in your trunk.
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.
Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.
Compliment three people everyday.
Sing in a choir.
Be the first to say hello.
Have a firm handshake.
Plant flowers every spring.
Never underestimate the power of love.
Drink champagne for no reason at all.
Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."
Remember other people's birthdays.
Over tip breakfast waitresses.
Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Stop blaming others.
Compliment even small improvements.
Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.
Look people in the eye.
Keep your promises (no matter what).
Keep it simple.
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
Plant a tree on your birthday.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Count your blessings.
Avoid negative people.
Rekindle old friendships.
Leave the toilet seat in the down position.
Commit yourself to constant improvement.
Never refuse homemade brownies.
Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."
Say "thank-you" a lot.
Wave at kids on school buses.
Use the good silver.
Keep secrets.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
Wear polished shoes.
Floss your teeth.
Leave everything a little better than you found it.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
