Learn three clean jokes.

Don't expect life to be fair.

Send lots of Valentines Day cards and sign them "Someone who thinks you're terrific."

Never refuse homemade brownies.

Leave the toilet seat in the down position.

Look people in the eye.

Never underestimate the power of love.

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.

Stop blaming others.

Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank filled.

Make new friends but cherish the old ones.

Be forgiving of yourself and others.

Marry only for love.

Feed a stranger's expired parking meter.

be there when people need you.

Have a dog.

Drink champagne for no reason at all.

Plant a tree on your birthday.

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.

Watch a sunrise at least once a year.

Avoid negative people.

Plant flowers every spring.

Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

Be the first to say hello.

Floss your teeth.

Sing in the shower.

Have a firm handshake.

Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.

Keep it simple.

Remember other people's birthdays.

Commit yourself to constant improvement.

Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.

Carry jumper cables in your trunk.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

Leave everything a little better than you found it.

Count your blessings.

Over tip breakfast waitresses.

Wear polished shoes.

Call your mother.

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

Return all things you borrow.

Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."

Say "please" a lot.

Rekindle old friendships.

Take responsibility for every area of your life.

Compliment even small improvements.

Use the good silver.

Compliment three people everyday.

Say "thank-you" a lot.

Keep secrets.

Sing in a choir.

Wave at kids on school buses.

Dance like no-one is watching. Sing like no-one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt.

Keep your promises (no matter what).

Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake."

Strive for excellence, not for perfection.

Always accept an outstretched hand.